Piranha 3D review This movie is the best fucking movie to come out of theatres in the last 2 years! (and ive probaly seen 80% of em and trust me, this movies up there).
1st of all, to all the haters of it, this movie didnt set out to be a masterpiece, or try and win awards, or have the best acting in it. This movie sets out to, to put it simply, make you have a fucking good time. Which it accomplished for me within the 1st 40 minutes. Theres tits, blood, gore, gore, some more gore, and of course some more blood. Theres tonnes of it! It is to this day, the goriest and bloodiest movie Ive ever seen by far, and how it got an MA15+ rating bewilders me (which im happy about though, cause otherwise i wouldve had to wait for DVD, and DVD 3D sucks ass.)
Theres peoples heads turning into toothpaste by getting squished by boats, theres peoples faces getting pulled off by their hair, people getting cut in half by wires, theres even a ripped off dick getting chewed to pieces for fucks sake!
Basically, I had a fucking balst watching this movie, and im probally gonna watch it another 2 or 3 times at the movies with some other people, in the next couple of weeks.
Piranha 3D- 9/10
Piranha 3D review
This movie is the best fucking movie to come out of theatres in the last 2 years! (and ive probaly seen 80% of em and trust me, this movies up there).
1st of all, to all the haters of it, this movie didnt set out to be a masterpiece, or try and win awards, or have the best acting in it. This movie sets out to, to put it simply, make you have a fucking good time. Which it accomplished for me within the 1st 40 minutes. Theres tits, blood, gore, gore, some more gore, and of course some more blood. Theres tonnes of it! It is to this day, the goriest and bloodiest movie Ive ever seen by far, and how it got an MA15+ rating bewilders me (which im happy about though, cause otherwise i wouldve had to wait for DVD, and DVD 3D sucks ass.)
Theres peoples heads turning into toothpaste by getting squished by boats, theres peoples faces getting pulled off by their hair, people getting cut in half by wires, theres even a ripped off dick getting chewed to pieces for fucks sake!
Basically, I had a fucking balst watching this movie, and im probally gonna watch it another 2 or 3 times at the movies with some other people, in the next couple of weeks.
Piranha 3D- 9/10